Hipocrites!

Ok, I have had it up to the nips with the fucking republican party.
Seriously.
I am not even going to get into the Bush occupation....um...dictatorship?...whatever...
I am talking about the rank and file. the fucking bottom feeder hypocrites...
I guess Dems like getting BJs and Republicans like giving them.
I have had to suffer through some shit lately.
I think it started with the Rich Gannon crap.
A gay escort lobbing softball questions to the white house and the Fucking dems don't go nuclear in this? Or newkular in GW speak?
Then we had Bob Allen in Florida offering to give an undercover cop in a public restroom a bj for $20 ?
Come to find out he was accused previously of giving a guy a bj while he was sleeping...what do you call that?
hmm...someone was unwittingly subjected to a sex act...dang it...what the fuck do they call that?
Oh I know...rape? homosexual rape, that's it!
Then we have Larry Craig...good lord what an asshole this guy is!
Come on.
I have been simmering on this bullshit for a while and every time I tune in to some kind of cable news BS talking about the case it just gets worse and worse.
Ok, a couple of weeks ago, maybe 3? I happened to read an article on fox's website about the case...throughout the entire article all mention of the fact that he was a republican was expunged.
whatever.
cheap and peurile , but whatever.
then i come across a show in which the whole premise is "you can't call him a hypocrite"
bullshit!
here is a snippet of his voting record

"He has supported a federal constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, telling his colleagues that it was “important for us to stand up now and protect traditional marriage, which is under attack by a few unelected judges and litigious activists.”
In 1996, Craig also voted in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act, which denies federal recognition to same-sex marriages and prevents states from being forced to recognize the marriages of gay and lesbian couples legally performed in other states"

ok fine.
he is demonstrably a hypocrite.

then I had the misfortune of watching Hanity and Colmes.
I hate these guys. Hannity becuse he's a fucking lying hypocrite right wing nazi.
and Colmes because he's supposed to be the liberal voice but really he's a fucking rolling over , giving up your belly, sell out pussy.
So...the show consisted of hannity screaming about a double standard.
wait, what?
he kept bringing up clinton. the dems get away with murder but one republican tries to give out some cash and a blowjob....
oh...yeah they let Clinton off light..
they only IMPEACHED him for lying about getting a BJ.
Whereas Craig plead GUILTY of solicting sex in a mens room and the senate has yet to take ANY fucking action against the guy
Double standard alright.
Then Hannity has the fucking Juevos to say he is not sure if Craig is gulity or not ' the evidence is flimsy' blah blah blah....
oh hai!
HE PLEAD GUILTY!
what evidence do you need? he said "yes, I did it, I wanted to get some dick suckin' action in that bathroom"
ok not in those words....but...didn't he plead guilty in court?...then walked outside and said "I'm Not gulity!"
WTF?
come on.
you have noooo integrity at this point.
then he resigns from the senate....and 3 days later un-resigns?
come on! if this guy was a dem? he would have been ripped apart like he was wearing a meat suit in michael vicks backyard.
this thing is such a joke on so many levels.


ok...deep breath...lets take a look at the Craig incident for a minute.
He's in the restroom with his patented "wide stance"
( you know it's already off the rails here, right? Under NO circumstance has any mans foot breached the invisible line between stalls innocently. ever. EVER. EVAH!)
so there he is all 'wide stancing' it....then a piece of paper innocently falls to the floor......
and he retrives it?!
nope.
never fucking happen.
the only way I'm picking up a scrap of paper from a bathroom floor?
lets see....
a sliver of the constitution.
a $100 bill...with a hot chicks number written on it...
a slip of paper with the launch codes on it.
a lottery ticket (six digit winner, minimum)
the phone number of nyphomanic, triplet, pot head- gymnists, with a penchant for dirty blond 5 foot 9 smartass bankers..
you get the idea....
Lets be frank...if my fucking wedding ring falls to the floor and skitters into the stall next to me? my first thought is, "oh shit I just lost my ring , she's gonna kill me.."
I have never had a man touch my foot under the stall. I have never had a man swipe his hand repeatedly along the bottom of the stall.
He was up to something, ok?
End Of Story.

but wait...there's more!!
I am not going to claim I remember this when it first aired....but here is a clip of Craig talking about Clintons escapades
(remember He GOT the bj not gave it...and as an aside, as a little nod to honesty...was anyone really shocked that a pot smoking, jazz musician president got a hummer? come on people...)
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/08/28/1999-video-republican-larry-craig-calls-bill-clinton-a-nasty-bad-naughty-boy/

ok that is as faggy as Charles Nelson Riley telling a story about catching Richard Simmons blowing Elton John.

fucking republican hypocrites.