She didn't know her Glastnost from her assnost

The spot where I brutally attacked a wall with my head has healed for the most part.
I do have a little bit of red discoloration that in a very obtuse way is reminiscent of Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark.

A woman asked me today what happened to my head and I said
"I'm Gorbachev. I ended the cold war through the clever use of quitting."

She looked at me as if my answer to her question was to squat and crap in my pants.

Guess she's not a history buff.