Koolwhip the Destroyer

I like giving turbo nicknames.
This actually runs in the family. My dad is a big one for giving nicknames. 2 of his most classics?
Poo-Doo (don't worry I won't reveal your true identity)
and another was The Great Wazoo.
shortened to Wazoo and then finally Waz.
I should point out both of these names stuck well into their teens and beyond.
Turbo's first nick name was Hopper.
It was as if he had gone one step ahead of us in the evolutionary process of locomotion.
1) crawl
2)walk
3)run
4)hop...everywhere.
He went from getting about in the normal fashion of a toddler (IE running, stumbling and smashing his head into any available hard surface) to hopping everywhere.
Then he devolved.
Around 4 years old he started sprinting everywhere. And still occasionally bashing his head into any convenient hard surface.
He once was sprinting down one of those people movers at the airport and by the time he got to the end he had reached terminal velocity (no pun intended) and rocketed out of the chute with so much force that he somehow managed to kick himself in the back and tumble about 15 feet onto the carpet. One of his more spectacular performances, I assure you.

So Hopper became Turbo.

Other people have attempted giving him nicknames to no success. One person wanted Mogli...no go. Another, in a horribly misguided attempt, tried the moniker The C-Man.
Seriously?
That dog won't hunt.

I have been lately trying to convince him to take on a Rap Name and form a group with me.
None of my suggestions has been acceptable...
C-murder, C-Money, C- Diddy....
no luck.
Then last night I told him his new nickname is going to be Koolwhip the Destroyer....
He loves that idea...
I think as a rap name it's kinda confusing, but as an extreme practitioner of the nonsequeter it fit's him nicely. (Turbo's my official nonsequetary. He can be counted on to inject into any conversation the most absurd word combinations and bizarre questions ever.)

Sadly I don't think this one will stick.