Same Day Dentures

When I was driving from Texas more than once I saw a billboard advertising "same day dentures. "
Are we really in that much of a hurry as a country?
I thought it was bad when they came out with microwaveable Minute Rice. Are there really people out there saying
"Boy I sure would like some rice but ...a minute? I am Busy! I need that rice 5 minutes ago! Fuck it. I'll eat it raw"
Next we'll have drive through Lasik...
I figure by the time Turbo is old enough to get his eyeballs lasered they will have a little booth at the mall. You go up sit in the chair and give 'em your debit card. They'll have little Asian dudes harassing you as you get off the escalator.
"Rasik? Take, five minute buddy?"
Do we really need dentures the same day? Isn't dentures one of those things that you would want them to take their time on?
Besides that, it's not like dentures are a spur of the moment thing. You usually have an inkling that you're in need of some teeth well before you actually can get around to getting them....
Oh! Wait I get it!
This is a service for hicks! You go to the bar Friday night and get your teeth knocked in and then Monday you go down and get you some new ones....
It's all becoming clear...

I wonder if they ever run "buy one get one" specials ...that way if your old lady leaves you and runs off with your dog, your truck and your teeth you've got a spare set...
As Christina always says, It's all about the 'bogo'.