It's a key card Muthafucka!

One of the blogs I routinely read is Defective Yeti. He recently wrote a post about
knives hidden in a keycard .
It got me thinking...that is the ultimate disguised weapon!
Think about other disguised weapons....the pen that shoots a .22 shell?
whatever.
If I'm getting into a beef with some guy and he whips out a pen and points it in my face? I'm all like "get that shit outa my face!" and swatting it to the ground.
The sword inside the cane?
A seemingly healthy guy with a cane? I'm already suspicious of that guy. I really don't want to have to go to the ER because some asshole hit me in the face with a brass duck or something. It would never even get to the point that he could use the sword hidden within.

But a key card? Damn that dude could cut my ass to ribbons!

Who carries key cards? Nerds and corporate drones, that's who.
My sister pointed out that they usually issue you a pair of khakis and a polo shirt with your key card.
Can you picture it? You're in a bar and some guy starts some trouble and you size him up and you notice the key card hanging from the lanyard around his next and you think, "oh I got this"
So you start giving it back, right?
He takes a hold of the key card, points it at you and right as you're about to say something cool like "what are you gonna do buzz me in?"
He SHANKS YA' !
You'd never see it coming!
You'd be in the emergency room babbling " he was like some kind of a Nerd Transformer!"

Nerds With Knives on the next Dateline