Doug came into work without his teeth.
That's right. No teeth.
Sans dentition.
Do you remember Doug, he of the ass shaped tomato?
When asked where his teeth were his response was:
"the last time I saw them the cat was playing with them."
What kind of home life does this man have?!
I'm picturing him drinking absinthe and injecting liquid LSD into his eyeball screaming
"GET THE TEETH KITTY!"
Is he Frank in Blue Velvet sucking nitrous from a surgical mask screaming "Fu*K Heineken! Pabst. Blue. Ribbon!"???
(I have to admit that the title of this post was taken from a short story by Susan Sontag, which was actually taken from a novel by Anthony Trollope. I am now safe from any accusations of plagiarism .....
Um...I was never in any danger was I?)
Monday, December 10, 2007
The Way We Live Now
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3 comments:
the fact that he saw the cat playing with them and that was okay disturbs me greatly.
the fact that he showed up to work without them disturbs me even more.
did you ever go to work without your phone because you reached that point that you could not find it in time to go to work on time?
Doug decided that he would rather not be late...in favor of teeth?!
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