My Top 3 Good Deeds Of the Month So Far

Number one is actually a tie because it involves the same guy.

1)

a.When Josh introduced me to his wife at the "employee appreciation party"* I didn't break into hysterical laughter and say "oh my God, you really do have a wife? I always thought you were lying about that"
b.When Josh said " could you imagine picking up a woman at a bar and then having to explain that you live with your Dad?"
I did not say "hey Josh, can you imagine picking up a woman?"

2)

I gave a woman and her mom a jump at the mall because they had a dead battery. Also, I didn't even notice that the woman was hot.

3)

I observed some twins at Whole Foods tonight, they looked to be about 18 months old. Twin number one was kicking twin number two in the shin repeatedly. What was really disturbing about it was the look of absolutely maniacal glee on the kids' face as he did this.
My good deed? I didn't tap the woman on the shoulder and say "Well I guess that answers the question of which one is the Evil Twin"

I'm feeling pretty good about myself this Christmas season


* the owners of the dealership are atheists so, no Christmas party, no holiday party. You know what's funny though? We have working at the dealership : 2 practicing Mormons, 4 people (that I know of) that attend New Life church and 3 openly homosexual guys. Say what you want about atheists they are very ' every body is welcome' kind of people)