I think that my higher power is an absolute prankster.
How else to explain the fact that I conduct electricity better than the average human?
I have been dealing with this for years but today I truly came to the conclusion that somewhere someone is watching this and laughing. Hard.
I went into the restroom. I reached up to pull one of those tissue papers to lay across the seat. (yes I realise that a micro thin piece of paper is mere panacea. Leave me to my illusions, please)
As I reached up to pull the paper out the metal holder for the paper shocked me.
So...instead of merely pulling the paper out I leapt into the air and yanked! the paper out with great ferocity.
Yeah very funny.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Shocked By The Ass Gasket
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2 comments:
that made me laugh out loud as I visualize you screaming like a girl while yanking out massive amounts of toilet seat covers...good times
Well...I didn't scream like a girl. NEVER. but I did unleash a creative 2 curse word combo. thank God there was no one else in the restroom....I just picture the guy in the next stall:
" you ok buddy? is it a tough one? do you need me to hold your hand?"
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