Another stupid commercial

I just saw a commercial for The Infinity Razor ...this is great.
Ummm, quick question?
If it's truly good for infinity?
Why bother giving me a second one for free?
Also, I love how he says he's been using the same razor for 5 months!
Buddy? That is a wee bit shy of infinity. In fact you can't even qualify that as a serious relationship yet.
And it's made of carbide and tungsten?!
Yeah ....that's what razor blades have been made from since the advent of razor blades...
here, look:
The preferred type of steel is called carbide steel because it is made using a tungsten-carbon compound. One patented combination of elements used in stainless steel blade construction includes carbon (0.45-0.55%), silicon (0.4-1%); manganese (0.5-1.0%); chromium (12-14%) and molybdenum (1.0-1.6%); with the remainder being iron.

Why not just call it The All New Ronco-Ginzu Super Razor?

But wait there's More!

PS: the 'patented formula' contains my favorite element: Molybdenum. That's just fun to say, isn't it kids?!