What's with all the cursing?

I am so completely adept at dropping the f bomb...I have thought about this a lot actually.
I know for some people they could do without all the curse words...I tend to write it all in one shot and then spell check/ edit and sometimes I do tone it down a little...

On the one hand I think about taking out most of the cursing to make it more palatable for others...but on the other hand it would be self censorship and part of the beauty of writing this blog is that it's completely mine.
I don't answer to anyone as to content or subject matter.
Having said that...there are some funny things that I just don't write here because it may be too much....
I was thinking of a funny joke today about what would be the worst Good News / Bad News....the jist of it?
Good news ? you don't have hemorrhoids...bad news? you do have anal herpes...
(it's related to the itchy butthole blog from a couple of posts ago) And I have said too much already.
Trust me when I tell you it is very funny and very wrong...

So what's the answer?
A dual blog? one where I just let it fly and one where I copy/paste to another blog and then take out all the colorful language?
But then we wouldn't have such gems as "do I look like a fucking ass monkey? Well do I?!"
Or a sentence such as: "if I see a CD by a band and it's "the best of" or "greatest hits" and I know for an empirical fact that they have never done anything but shit in our ears?"
Come on! I happen to think that is a jewel of a sentence. How much more evocative and descriptive can you get than "shit in our ears?" to describe a band that has consistently taken a dump on us musically?

So a dual blog just won't do.

Should I do this: "S*** in our ears"? I think the effect is kind of the same, you hear the word in your head even if you don't see it on the page.

I'm willing to listen to ideas...But I certainly can't start saying "motherfudger" and stupid crap like that...

(although motherfudger is a funny word )