Youtube Bitches

I was going to try to buy tickets to the Rockies game. My master plan was to buy 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday and then sell the Saturday tickets because I have to work and go to the Sunday game...unless I got an unholy amount of money for the first 2 in which case I would sell the second 2 and buy myself a big honkin' tv and still have some profit left over....
but it was not to be. I couldn't get onto the site...
While I was waiting I watched a few videos.

Butter!
Why is this guy always running everywhere?

You fucking hammered me!
This is why we have youtube. So much about this is so funny that I don't know where to begin...
The way he keeps saying "we're not doing this" or "stop fucking with me"...
It starts out great when he first gets shot and he makes a noise like "aurgh!" and then lands on his face and then just gets better from there...

I would call this karma
I just love when somebody is engaged in the exploitation of animals and then the animal rears back and punches them in the face.

I love the classics

One word , nun chucks!
You must watch it twice. The second time around you have to take note of the arrogant little head flip he gives to start out.

I almost feel sorry for the woman. Almost
Is there something about wearing a Karate Suit that qualifies you to handle bears?
(yes I do know that he is technically wearing a Gi, i just refuse to call it that when the person in it is so clearly an ass monkey)
I really like how the voice over says that the bear then attacks one of the woman's rescuers...um no he latches onto the leg of one of his handlers which as far as I'm concerned deserved to be mauled a little better. I think the bear kind of half-assed it on the guy.


Ok, so feel free to share your favorite youtube links. They don't have to involve morons getting injured, but it can't hurt