On the Lot

When you sell cars for a living you spend a lot of time BS'ing and doing nothing.
I walked up to a couple of salesmen talking today and one guy was describing the scene in the Deer Hunter in which they are playing Russian roulette....
I said,"Oh, umm...that's from "Little Orphan Annie" right?"
and the guy says, "no, the Deer Hunter."
and then continues on with his story.
when he gets done he turns to me and says
"you said that for comedic purposes I assume?"

That is the most parched-dry SOB I know. He did not for a second say what he said for comedic purposes.