Perjury! Je'cuse!

Let's talk about perjury, shall we?
President Clinton got impeached for perjury. How brilliant is it that he got impeached...and then he just showed up for work the next day? Love that attitude.
He got impeached for lying about...well, for lying about what every married man in America, hell every man who has ever been in a relationship would have lied about. He got impeached for lying about a BJ. Really? Honestly?
Come on!
I put a bit of the blame back on Clinton...he should have just said, "Fuck off. It's between me and Hillary."
DONE. End of story !. NEXT!
While I don't condone what he did, I do condemn the fact that he gave it legs by trying to deal with it on their level.
Presidents have had mistresses forever. Again; I don't condone it. But the fact that Clinton got strung up for it and Bush the first got away with his affair annoys me.
The fact that Clinton took enormous piles of shit for smoking pot but Bush the Second got a very small ration of crap for doing coke...and drunk driving, that bugs me. One was Harmless the other? dangerous.

Anyway.... perjury.
They are going after Barry Bonds for perjury now.
GREAT!....

Well, maybe not.
Here is my issue. Barry plays a game. Sure he plays the game for big bucks. Yes I don't like the fact that he has brought a taint to something I happen to love. But he is under the threat of prison time because he cheated at a game?
A game?
I Think his name should not be attached to any kind of record. Any rational person knows he took steroids. Steroids are illegal in baseball right now. He tested positive for steroids. Done. He cheated. No hall of fame. No name in the record books.

But going to jail for perjury?
Come on.
OJ is not in jail.
Penis Cheney shot his buddy in the face. No jail.
GW invaded a country on the basis of a lie. There were no WMD's. There was no yellow cake uranium. Warrant-less wiretaps, men detained without trial on the ass end of Cuba, legal counsel denied. I am so weary talking about this, and I know I run the risk of sounding like a crank...but if you read a few books, do a little research, you will have to come to the conclusion that he cheated in the first election. He did. I assure you.
And as far as his various wars?
Look, I went to school with some A-Holes...
And the way GW went to war with Iraq? It's like me looking around my elementary school and deciding one guy in particular was a dick. He didn't do anything to me per-se but he is definitely a dick. So i get a bunch of kids together and we jump him. We beat the crap out of this kid on the basis of the idea that he's a dick so at some point he was probably going to mess with me so...I was just defending myself, right?
PERSPECTIVE PEOPLE! If Putin did what Bush did? We'd be screaming at the top of our lungs on the floor of the UN...

We have an absolute rogue for a president, yet we are going to jail Barry Bonds for cheating at a game?
I am not a fan of Bonds at all, but come on.