Grandpa Munster

John McCain is speaking tonight at the GOP convention.
I don't know that I have much to say about him that hasn't already been said.

But I will say this. I have been saying this for months I think I have a couple of good ideas for campaign slogans/advertising ideas.

A poster of John McCain holding his fist up in furious anger...the tagline...
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!
In fact I think that should be the slogan for the entire campaign.
You kids get off my lawn!

I was also thinking maybe a commercial in which we see John McCain come out the front door of the White House to pick up the newspaper and then a soccer ball comes rolling up and McCain stops it with his foot. He picks it up and we see that it has the Iranian flag on it. The Presidents' face knots up in furious outrage. He holds the ball aloft with hands shaking slightly in anger and says:
"That's it Iran! Your ball has come in my yard for the last time! I keep this!"

Those are just a couple of ideas. As more come to me I may share.
Enjoy the speech...if you can stay awake.