So...today I was at the video store and 2 different interesting things happened.
First, I was walking the eisles and I overheard a guy ask the clerk:

Guy: Have you seen the "Dark Knight" yet?
Clerk: yeah ...6 times.
G: So...did you like it?

Wait! WTF dude?
No, he saw it once and it sucked and then he was all like, "boy that was a stinker, but maybe I missed something...I'm gonna see it again"
Then he just kept seeing it and seeing it hoping it would get better...
So, I stopped and I said to the guy, "seriously, dude, why would he see it more than once if it sucked?"
And the clerk and the guys girlfriend cracked up and the girlfriend kind of smacked the guy and said "duh, of course he liked it"

Then something else happened in the store...
I don't know how to even warn you about this. It just reared up and smacked me in the face so I may as well tell you it the way it happened...

I was squated down looking at some videos and I happened to glance over and see a woman standing near me bent over a counter.
I noticed 2 things about her right off the bat:
1) she was wearing low rider jeans that exposed the top of her asscrack.
2) she was storing a set of keys in the aforementioned asscrack.

At what horrible fork in the road does the crack of your ass become a viable option to store your keys? Do you say to yourself "I know I look good in these tight assed jeans...but where can I put my keys? I know! There's nothing in my ass right now...usually there are all manner of things in my ass, but right now my ass is open for buisness!"
I dread the day she goes to put her keys there and finds a lost cell phone...

I'm not going to that video store anymore.