eybrow escapades

You know how there are some women who draw on their eyebrows and they look like they are constantly surprised or maybe bemused? (Cindy says you can't trust those women because if they would lie about their eyebrows they will lie about anything.)
I had a customer today who had that look in spades. I have never seen a woman rock that look so hard.
Part of the problem was a physical attribute of hers: she had those buggedy eyes with the white showing all the way around the iris.
Then she applied her lipstick in such a way as to give herself a pouty look(she's one of those women of a certain age that color outside the lines when it comes to the lips)
...but when it was combined with the other aspects it actually looked like her lips were pursed in constant surprise.
The combined effect was that her expression at all times was one that said:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SWEET MOTHER OF BABY JESUS! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING!
I must have jumped in fright a half dozen times because I glanced in her direction and thought for a fraction of a second that Bigfoot with his dick in his hand or maybe a great white shark holding an AK47 was looming up behind me. Every time I would tell her something of interest her eyebrows would heave even further up her face causing me to jump again.

I know each of us looks in the mirror in the morning and has a greater or lesser degree of acceptance or denial about how we look but how can you not be aware of the fact that your face looks like those guys in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the ark of the covenant is opened and their faces are all horrified and blasted.
Really?
Honestly?

Hey shit! look a postscript!

PS: just saw a Vonage commercial and they kinda sorta do a Mac Vs. Pc style commercial? the Vonage chick has one eyebrow perpetually thrown up in the air like she just don't care..awesome. A drawn on skeptical eyebrow.