when I'm President-King

It will be law that if your stomach sticks out farther than your chest you will not be allowed to wear a shirt that exposes your midriff.

This applies to both sexes.

and in a related law?

Spandex will not be made in sizes larger than Medium.
Nothing personal, but if your fat ass can't squeeze into a medium? We don't need to be blighted with the sight of you in Spandex.